- what you said: I'm going out for a little bit, mum.
- what she heard: I'm going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people. I'm never coming back, I hate you and your cooking sucks.
- boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
- girl: yeah sure ;)
- boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
